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The Adventures of Rob The Adventures of Rob

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Meh.

Maybe make the enemies a little slower for the first few stages.



Action Script Tut 2 Action Script Tut 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Bad.

This teaches nothing. It fails to explain how anything works. You probably don't even know. I'm guessing that you just copy/pasted action script from another website.


Thomas responds:

Only 2 codes I used weren't mine,and that was a Pong code that didn't work,and a Car Code.That Platform code was done by my hand.The Platform Code was explained hugely because I explained each part,and your just gay.

And I see the only thing that you've made has a lower score than this...


Norton Anti-Virus Game Norton Anti-Virus Game

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not bad.

I noticed that if you click rapidly, some shots disappear as the new ones come from the dragon. You might want to look into a solution for that.



Bikini Quiz Bikini Quiz

Rated 0 / 5 stars

The bar has dropped extremely low.

It seems that even if you put a lame girl quiz like this in WITH WRONG FUCKING ANSWERS, the pathetic 13 year old Newgrounds users will STILL vote five because they saw some boobies. H20 has 10 protons, you idiot, not 2. I suggest you pass 1st grade so you can come up with questions with proper answers instead of the shit like this.

*sigh* It's so fucking pathetic that horny 13 year olds let this shit pass judgement...



GOOD simpsons SB GOOD simpsons SB

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Gotta agree with Ben_freedom on this.

"no advice... sound boards just suck. it doesnt matter what they are or how well animated. they just suck"



Jak 3: The Journey Back Jak 3: The Journey Back

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Loads of crap.

Okay, first of all... The story. I wanted to READ THAT, but you made it go away after the game loaded. And since I have road runner... Nothing. I got to read up to the third word when BAM gone. Fix it.

Second, I selected the best quality, and then it switched back to low after tha game started. NOT COOL. Let us pick our own quality, some of us have better computers and don't want to look at the crap that is the lowest quality setting. Fix it.

Third, after I jumped onto the first swinging branch, Jak kept going right no matter what buttons I pressed. He ended up going until he glitched through a wall and down into an endless cycle of falling, at which point I voted zero. Fix these glitches.



Zelda: Lampshade Zelda: Lampshade

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Heh. Nice.

I thought it was pretty lame until the end when you finally get the burger... I don't want to know where I was supposed to get Sprite from, thank god the guard forgot about it. :P



F.A.C.E Comic maker demo F.A.C.E Comic maker demo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It doesn't suck?! Holy shit!

Wow... Most of these kinds of flashes have some crappy, mutilated sprites for you to drag and drop in. But this... It rocked. I would suggest some more color, though.


JackSmack responds:

Thanks! Yeah, I know I'm gonna catch flack for this... but I think that sprites are ok for beginners, but if you want to make a good flash you need to have some art skills... they take time to develop but they set you apart from the pack.

No I don't hate sprites... I just prefer something I haven't seen before.

Please send hate mail to... ihateyoufor notlovingsprites@aol.com


Shitemon Shitemon

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Could be good...

But right now, it is just shit. (pun not intended) This really belongs in the Alphas section...

Anyway, it looks like it might be a fun little game, but right now it's just garbage.



Sonic scene creator. Sonic scene creator.

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You have raped both my eyes AND ears!

First of all, having the overall file be about 1.5MB for that awful music is really stupid. You should cut that out, or make the music better.

Second of all, I don't see the point of this flash. Even the worst sprite comic makers in the world haven't ruined the sprites as much as you did in this flash. Plus, you can't add text to have the characters say anything in this.

*votes zero*