mjc0961's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Custom Lightsaber Builder]

Crap.

Step one: Drag colored line onto workbench.
Step two: drag handle on top of beam.
Step three: That's all there is to do in the game, so close it and move on with your life.

[Newgrounds SIM v 1.2]

Could be better.

Just get rid of the e-mail and make the flash take less time to make. It was really annoying have to empty the e-mail every day just to keep the game from crashing when all the e-mails said something like "yo where can i get free flash" and "i hope you hang yourself and die." It was also boring to just keep doing the same things over and over while you waited for the flash to finish being made... It would have been nice for you to be able to produce unlocked flash projects faster with a higher flash skill rating.

Oh, and you forgot about being banned from reviewing, too. Some of those review were ban worthy, too... And is the BBS really like that?7 days for spam but only 3 days for offensive comments? That's messed up.

Afro-Ninja responds:

It picks a random message to go with a random ban

[Strife's Dress Up!]

Meh.

Not bad. But you do know that there are tons of non-porn dress up games on this site, right?

Oh, and how'd you manage to reply to your reviews while the flash was still under judgement? That's been bugging me, I see people do it all the time and I don't know how they did it.

MasterLock responds:

..........Yes, I do know that there are tons of non-porn dress up games on this site, but notice that I said that it MAY be the only non-perverted dress up game you will ever see. Owned. lol

As for the second part, you just click on "Reply to Your Portal Reviews" after signing in.

[Gaming tutorial v1.2]

One thing.

On your flash, if you right click and select forward instead of play, you can go to the "PREV FRAME" screen, and it will stay there. This might be a way to bypass your system. I would recommend checking that out.

Other than that, good stuff.

MilkshakeClock responds:

The prevFrame(); works for foward too ;) Try it and see for yourself

[the aquarium]

Crap, crap, and more crap.

This was just a sad little game where you double click some fish so they start swimming, and then when you're done with that 1 second long fun fest, you go and look at the crappy porn. You fail at life, muffinity.

[Brink Of Alienation]

BlasterMaster, you're my hero!

Your flash took Numa Numa's spot on the front page! I feel that I must sacrifice small animals in your honor!

Great game, too. :)

BlasterMaster responds:

hahaha sick! ;)

[Windows XP: Home Edition]

I'm so sick of these pieces of crap.

It's not Microsoft's fault that people like you are too stupid to use your computer correctly. I use Windows XP and Windows 98 and I never have any problems. If you don't want spyware, get a spyware blocker! And yes, Internet Explorer is a bad browser. But you know what you should do about it? Go download Netscape instead of making a crappy flash about how you hate Internet Explorer.

Go learn how to use a computer properly instead of making these piss poor Windows simulators. Again, it's not Microsoft's fault that you're an idiot.

[Click The Dots]

Cool

I especially enjoyed creating my own little wigger friend. :)

Lasoogney responds:

someone finally appreciates my wigger dress-up. Wiggers are the main source of noise pollution, did you know that?

[ZimSim - TEST update]

One major problem.

Do not use TAB for the menu. If you hadn't noticed, TAB shows you where all the buttons are.

[Death Driver]

Decent game.

You get a 10 for humor for the Bill Cosby on the "you died" screen. :P